check out this shirt!!
A shirt being sold by Amazon that features three wolf heads
howling at the moon has receiving over 500 reviews and seriously
increased sales. Most of the reviews mention the shirt's magical
properties. Here's the one that got it all started:
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet
and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when
the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would
properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with
the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women
knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a
mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to
time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted
to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for
something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't
have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't
settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such
a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I
was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing
behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in
sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the
wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She
offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter,
with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our
lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts
women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'),
cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have
been better if they glowed in the dark.
There you have it. The review was so popular that wolf shirt
sales have gone through the roof (up 2,300%), with everybody else
trying to score a piece of the magic. Hell, the BBC even did a story on it.
